you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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