You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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