hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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