I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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