I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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