You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
His hands were made for my vagina.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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