People with herpes should wear stickers.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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