Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dignity is for republicans.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize