I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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