i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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