Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
did i just pee glitter
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
