JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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