is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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