Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Apparently you make a good broom.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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