I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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