You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
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