Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Alive.
So much puke
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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