its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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