This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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