I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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