So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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