make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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