i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
i think im in europe. pls send help
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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