We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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