What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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