I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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