Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i love accidental penises.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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