gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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