6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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