I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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