Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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