I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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