i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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