Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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