I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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