Your tits are I can't wait for
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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