ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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