that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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