Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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