OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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