So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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