You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
