Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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