he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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