i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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