it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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