So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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