"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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