We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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