oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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