You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Its about making memories worth repressing
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's shark week go big or go home
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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