He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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