no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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