If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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