She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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